[sigyn: she's bitter and lazy]

natural woman
10.30.2002 /18:41

"Side Effects: may cause burning, stinging, itching or redness when first applied to skin."

This is what I'm trying to get rid of!

It's true, too. I now have angry blotches where there were no angry blotches before. My skin is rebelling against the steroid cream. That's right, my pits are on the 'roids. Bulkin' up. Gettin' all buffed out.

Plus, now I'm all stinky. I can't use ::ahem:: deoderant until this clears up and I smell all natural and stuff. I miss my baby powder fresh scent!

Maybe I should do like the hippies do and just get some patchouli and be done with it.

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I can't put my arms down!
10.30.2002 /08:22

me: I need to make an appointment...

her: mm-kay, I just need your social security number, your student id number, and your insurance number.

me: um, I didn't buy the insurance this quarter. I thought I was being a thrifty smarty-pants since I didn't get sick at all last year. Is this going to break me?

her: The visit could be up to $200... oh, no, wait. You haven't used your one free visit this quarter. You'll only have to pay for any procedures, labs, or x-rays!

me: Free visit??

her: Now, what do you need to see the doctor for?

me: I had an allergic reaction to a new kind of deodorant. My pits are bright red and I can't put my arms down on account of the painful itching. waaahhhhh!

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